Chickens
Apparently farmyard birds find it quite difficult to ask out the opposite sex. As such, I saw a gap in the market and set up a dating agency for chickens. Unfortunately I had to give it up after a while as there was no money in it, and I found it difficult to make hens meet.
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:06, 10 replies)

lesbian chickens?
if not, then that's where your problem lay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:21, closed)

Yes...
It's difficult to get them eggcited.
( ChiefWiggum typing random stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:37, closed)

To be fair
You'd have to be mad to shell out on dating services in the current eggocomic climate.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:54, closed)

Eggocomic?
I think the yolk's on you, sir.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:37, closed)

I've certainly got
egg on my face, now
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:04, closed)

Not to mention
how long you have to wait to get laid. If you're an egg.

There's a joke in there somewhere.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:20, closed)

Erm...
Ah ha, got it! Did you have an 'albumen' of your clients photos?!

Sorry. Er, Star Wars?
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:50, closed)

line
With an end line like that I wonder if your parents know you are visiting this website??

No homework to do?
(Suck it and Sea, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:45, closed)

Poultry matchmaking
If only I'd hatched that idea.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:07, closed)

Sorry, but I find that pun lacking.

Frankly, it's a bit poultry.
(HarryTheMole whatever's on my finger is going in your mouth, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:31, closed)