Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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I've often pretendedto have some sort of long-standing girlfriend, so I could rent nice houses decreed by God to be inhabited by "professional couples" only. Invariably, the
The only disadvantage to this technique (apart from having to pay twice the rent and it being completely unconvincing in my case) is that if you do it repeatedly, you'll be screwed if the landlords' union get their hands on you; it's also highly illegal to impersonate other people on a contract (even if they're fictitious), so if I get caught, you ain't seen me - right?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:41,
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