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I'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.

I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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God handed me the ability to cheat
Let me set the scene, it was a hot Mexican summer's day in 1986. I was playing a game of footy with my mates, against the rival gang.

It was 0-0 at half time, but we thought we had the upperhand over the rivals. Then in the 50th minute a ball came into the box, far too high for a short arsed midget like myself to get on the end off it, especially with the keeper being a foot or so bigger than me. But lo and behold God told me "too cheat". I jumped up high and punched the ball over the keeper, luckily Mr Magoo was the ref. and i got away with it bang 1-0 to us.

We ended up winning the game 2-1

However I would like to let you know that as a cheater, I didn't always prosper. In 1994 I got caught cheating with drugs, after my eyes nearly popped out of my head after scoring a goal.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 18:30, Reply)

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