Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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We are the robots . . . .When I were a lad, I used to always enter the kid's competitions in my mum's Woman's Realm magazine. Don't think many people did as I often won stuff, usually crap like Remus Playkits (if anyone remembers them). One time there was a competition to win a robot arm, which was just so cool as fuck, it was controlled by 2 joysticks and you had test tubes and stuff to pick up and move about. To enter you had to draw a robot. Me, I'm crap at drawing so I traced one that was printed in PCG (Personal Computer Games) magazines. Lo and behold I won the super duper ultra modern (well it was then, 25 years ago) fantastic robot arm.
I can even remember what the robot drawing looked like.
Maybe this is why my life is so shit now, I'm still being punished for this act of pure evil.
Look I'm really sorry, it's probably still in my parent's attic. I'll find it and give it to some poor kids. They'll have to get their own batteries though.
(, Sat 19 Nov 2005, 0:29, Reply)
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