Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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The awesome feeling of power from cheating Japanese schoolkidsI'm an assistant teacher in a high school in Japan. All students in school have a number, corresponding to where their surname sits alphabetically in the class. I have a tubular box, in which 40 chopsticks are placed, each with a number on one end. The numbers are on the end inside the box so I can't see them. Whenever I ask a question or want volunteers to speak and nobody puts their hand up, I have to pick a chopstick and the student whose number comes out has been 'volunteered', completely randomly.
But, should a student have pissed me off by talking during the class or just misbehaving, I'll use the fact that I know the subtle colour differences and marks on the bottom of the chopsticks to pick theirs and victimise the little shit.
Teach them to mess with me.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2005, 4:22, Reply)
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