Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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Destroyer of Mobile technologyI have a bit of a temper.
Unfortunately for me, I always unleash it upon small, valuable, electrical items that I keep on me - like my mobile phone or mp3 player.
To date I have been through about 10 phones, nearly all of them getting smashed and destroyed - oh and one mp3 player.
Heres the cheatingest bit. I threw a strop in my car and banged my last mobile on the steering wheel. CRACK. Que my one month old, £120 mobile not working any more and me panicing at how stupid I was for not having any insurance.
So, I ring up the mobile phone company, who tell me that they are that very week offering free insurance on phones worth less than £150!
"Yes I'd like to take out insurance"
Two weeks later I ring up...
"Um, I dropped my phone and the screen has cracked."
And huzzah! They sent me not only a new one, but the model above because min had been discontinued!
Yes, you said it - Insurance Fraud. Its great.
(, Sun 20 Nov 2005, 13:26, Reply)
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