Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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If I had a time machine,I'd go back to 1971 and kill everyone in fucking Middle Of The Road, their engineers, their producer, their manager, and everyone else who ever gave them any support whatsoever. I'd then find all their groupies and hangers-on and subject them to an unspeakably horrible fate that I've not given much thought to yet, but believe you me it'll not be pretty. And finally, I'd go and find the bastard(s) who wrote that song, cover them in kerosene, set fire to them, and burn their pets in the blaze.
Why would I do all this? Because I simply cannot tolerate that song - its merest suggestion causes my blood to boil, my arse to sprout malignant fungi and my auditory nerves to commit suicide. In that way, it's (marginally) worse than that fucking shite Eric Prydz thing.
And I've just misread the QOTW again.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 20 Nov 2005, 18:30,
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