Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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I hate cheating,especially in sports. I play badminton in a team in the lowest league, where one would think there is not much point in cheating. Wrong! Since there is no referee in lower leagues, the players need to decide between themselves whether a ball was out or not. Every now and then I play against extremely competitive players (i.e. cheating bastards) who's visual capabilities seem to rival those of David Blunkett. I once played against an elder player of 45 years who won the first set because of no less then 6 points won by cheating. Second set was a different story, because I turned to shooting the shuttlecock right at his head or body deliberately - with all force I could muster. Not just once, but several times, until he finally complained. I then told him that I feared to get another shot out of court and tried to keep it as far away from the side lines as possible. My team mates laughed their heads off.
Remember, kids: Anyone cheating in sport is no better than Maradona in Mexico 1986.
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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 20 Nov 2005, 22:10,
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