Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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CheatI cheated in my sose exam today.
I photocopied the pages from my sose book and took it in to the test.
Stupid wnaker of a teacher took it off me,
but, with a last burst of energy from my quivering frame, I managed to jump on the roof, eat my sandwich and do the full monty to a banana.
This resulted in the polar ice-caps melting, plunging the surface of the earth underwater and sending us into the period known as the "water age".
When the human race had at last died out, the penguins fought a huge war against the aliens which turned into a full-scale fight for survival.
In other words, Matthew Reilly gave me a signed copy of Hell Island for free.
Ha!
(, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 5:25, Reply)
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