Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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Money cheats...Hotblack - To be fair he doesn't say where the note was from so you never know...
Onto my story (oddly enough about a £100 note). Being Scottish and living in Scotland this pissed me off more now I read about the non-English ton-note and forgeries, but here you go.
On my 17th birthday I got a load of cash from my rellies and so was rightly very chuffed. Dad says go down to the bank and bung it in so you don't lose it. So off I goes and pays it in at my tiny 2-person building society office and whilst there I see this guy paying in some cash in £100 notes. As up til then I had never held fifty never mind a hundred I say to the teller I'd like to withdraw a £100 note. So off she goes into the cash drawer (shows how long ago this was!) and I am furnished with a crispy £100. Cushty. I head off to the shops to spend my filthy lucre on playstation games and general other shit. When I get to the counter at Byres Road Woolies there is much humming and hahing over this note and I am handed it back saying it was a fake! Fuckers! Off I go to the bank and hand it back, getting my original money back but they went after the guy who was paying in the £100 notes!
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Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 11:25,
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