Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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Its a dog eat dog worldI was at college doing my HND (Higher National Diploma) in Marketing and we were approaching our exam week. After our first exam, I noticed that at the start of the exam the invigilators didnt check us for cheating materials or even patrol the classroom as they should do. Infact, they even let us bring AND use our own writing paper from outside. *lightbulb sparks above head*. Banking on our invigilators future laxness on my forthcoming exams, I duly went home and wrote hundreds of notes on lined paper which I then inserted in the middle of my a4 wrting pad which I duly produced onto my desk at the start of the exam and used quite fragrantly during the course of my exam. I used this method for all my exams and passed with flying colours! (the guilt wears off very quickly). What a bunch of invigilating fuckwits!!. If you think that was bad, my mate (doing the same exams as me) dictated his materials onto the voicemail of his phone the night before and wore his handsfree during the exam and was able to access his voicemail and copy his notes from his dictation. The invigilators let him keep his phone and handsfree on him during the exam, no questions asked!!! I knew his game, and couldnt help chuckling quitely when ever i heard a small electronic pip (that his ercicsson phone used to make) meaning he was accessing his cheating material from his voicemail . I heard that pip well over 55 times in two hours. (Yes I counted them, as I had finished my exam in 30 mins, thanks to my 'notes', and had to sit there for the remainder of the exam). No one understood what I found so funny, apart from me and him. We're devious cunts arent we.
Anyhow, that exam gained me entry to Uni where I took and passed my degree (I did also cheat in an exam there too..but I'll post that later) and got me gainful employment. My motto is...if you can get away with it then do it. Just make sure you are stealthy, as I have seen cheats who are as obvious as a penis on a forehead get caught.
Sorry for speklling mistakes, cant be arsed to spell check.
ps- does anyone know why if you cheat on your gf it doesnt feel nowhere near as bad as when your gf cheats on you?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 12:22, Reply)
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