Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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When i was but a wee nipper...My very first career plan was that i wanted to be a ghostbuster, closely followed by wanting to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle. However, shattering of childhood dreams aside, i realised that they were fairly hard careers to get into. (mainly due to lack of rampaging ghosts in early 90's sheffield and not being turtle that knew kung-fu)
After that i grew up a bit and decided that i wanted to be a business man and own my own chain of convinience shops (spar style) and retire at 40 with shit loads of cash
Come secondary school and approaching the age where everyone is telling you how u should go to uni i decided that i want to be an aerospace engineer and design plans, then decided that i wanted to be a prostectics engineer (making false limbs) purely so i could eventually build my own terminator...
Now? Now i'm working towards getting my own pub
length, girth, i've got it all!! (just waitin for those damn pubes!!!)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:48, Reply)
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