Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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GreenbatYou obviously don't live in the UK. Farmers get money thrown at them, while cutting corners and forcing the rest of the country to eat animals that have been reared on a diet of faeces and the rotting carcasses of their fellow animals.
There's no such thing as a poor British farmer.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:06, Reply)
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