Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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morbidwhen i was a child i wanted to be a forensic scientist so i could work with dead people. i also applied for my year 10 work experience place at a funeral directors but they said i'd get too disturbed.
have now realised what a strange child i was, so now am planning to be a teacher and subject lots of children to my oddness. woot for oddball teachers!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:33, Reply)
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