Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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well this is bad . .I wanted to be a stock broker when I grew up, being an impressionable young adult in the 80's with sharp suits, breeze block phones, Porsches & attractive women with 24 layers of make-up and huge shoulder pads these things go through your mind.
I now want to be a hermit, for around £40k a year please.
future ambition in around ten years is that i DONT want to be old, fat, single and still living in rented accomodation
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:53, Reply)
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