Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Just one thing...very strangeNo, my ambition wasn't to be very strange. It was to be a pharmacist - I'd mix up random chemicals at home and make a hell of a mess...well, tomato sauce and mayo mostly, but meh :P. I was actually not too bad at science, but during my A-level years I became fascinated by people (loner, people watcher etc...*sigh*) and so concentrated my efforts on Theology.
That was crap. Apologies for the wasted length.
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:10,
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