Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Modern day Disney classicMy little girl (aged 4 at the time) was asked what she wanted to do when she was older. Her reply "I'll walk through the woods, blow my nose and then marry a prince".
Took us weeks to suss out the logic in that one until we saw Sleeping Beauty, where the princess loses her handkerchief in the forest which the handsome prince finds, he then tracks her down, gives her a kiss to wake her from her slumber and they live happily ever after.
Not sure that relying on some random bloke stalking her and picking up an old snotrag is a wise choice of career, but who am I to argue.
Cheers
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:22, Reply)
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