Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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My sisterMy sister (aged about 7 at the time) announced that when she was older, she was going to chew chewing gum, wear high heels and have tattoos.
She has achieved all 3 so must live her life in a state of absolute bliss.
Cheers
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:31, Reply)
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