Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Ambulance/ ParamedicWanted to do it since I was little, got all my St John's Ambulance awards and all. I thought it sounded really interesting, helping people and stuff.
All my life until I was 18 and just finished college ready to try and start getting in and filling in the questionnaires and forms!
Only when asked the question about eye sight and I told them that I was colourblind it kinda hit us what a stupid plant I was...I wouldn't be able to see what colour things are!
Oh well.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:14,
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