Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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fighter piloti wanted to be a fighter pilot but then discovered that the RAF had shit planes compared to the usaf, then i thought id be a test pilot for the raf, but soon realised (as with all the forces) yo had to dress really neatly and have shiny shoes and buttons...so i decide to become a vet. but then one came round to my house and killed my dog - so i changed my mind.
so after years of meanial jobs (i even worked behind the service desk at a couple of garages, so sorry to all the people i was forced to rip off - seriously i got fired from the last garage i worked at for being honest to a customer) i now work for my dad, the pay is shit but i get a 3 day weekend!!
length? pass me the magnifying glass and tweezers
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:42, Reply)
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