Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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stockbroker to the starsi wanted to be a stockbroker when i was little because i heard they made lots of money.
then i found out it involved dealing with dull clients, dull companies, dull numbers and dull percentages. plus my maths is positively remedial (and dull).
so i decided to be a lawyer, which of course has only sexy clients, interesting companies, no numbers or sweaty percentages whatsoever and my whole working life is one endless rollercoaster of excitement.
did i mention i work in uxbridge?
clearly i am the weakest link, goodbye.
ps: frankspencer - don't get me started... feel free to send me your article though!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:48,
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