Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Waiting!As a child and upwards I never had any idea what it was I wanted to do. I was good at art so I went to Art school. Didn't become an artist though. Fell into everything else after that and at the tender age of 41 I still have no idea what to be when I grow up.
I'm still waiting for that bolt of lightning to strike and give me the knowledge of my future career.
If it gets any later I think it will probably involve charity shops!
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 16:07,
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