Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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When I was a kid...All I wanted to be was a grown up, what with the women I could have real sex with, the booze and fags I could legally buy and the independence that came with it. Now I'm a grown up (kind of), all I want to be is a kid. I think it's lack of responsibility, no paying bills or tax, someone else doing your washing and chasing girls around with poo on a stick that appeals. THOSE were the days.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 16:48, Reply)
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