Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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My earliest childhood ambitionIve just remembered my earliest childhood ambition; I wanted to be a shopkeeper and sell trolls!
My boyfriend wanted to be a policeman, so his parents bought him a policeman set, he handcuffed his little sister to the bed and left her.
This reminds me of that advert for the wahing up powder last year with the little girl who wanted to be a penguin!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 19:56, Reply)
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