Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Rock star!I didn't see why I couldn't be a rock star like Billy Squier or David Lee Roth, etc.
However, I am all thumbs on the guitar, I have some from-birth hearing loss that resulted in my not being able to hear or pronounce vowels correctly or recognize keys, I'm butt-crack ugly and my dance moves can only be described as "epileptic."
So I sit on the internet and degrade my artistic abilities in front of millions (okay, thousands (hundreds?))
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 19:57,
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