Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I am still a childtherefore i can still have ambitions, my ambition right now is to actually see an answer from apeloverage worthy of the 'best of', and that isn't voted for by his nineteen hundred alts.
regulars, click 'i like this' and maybe it will actually happen.... we hope.
Length? smaller than some, larger than apeloverage's.. true for this message too.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 20:15, Reply)
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