Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Several ambitions...mostly the usual childish stuff, but when i was 16/17 wanted to be a designer, product/automotive it didnt matter.
I got talked into going to business school and getting a business degree (i think my dad used to shudder everytime i mentioned Art Foundation Courses). I promptly dropped out of business school, got sweet job as a Cocktail Barman and part-time doorman, bought a flat and became independent (note correct spelling b3tans!).
I still want to be a designer though :'(
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 20:53,
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