Childhood Ambitions
HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I made it (sort of)
Do you remember doing a careers assessment exercise at school? When I did one, it came out as "Environmental Consultant." Being a green, and a monumental smartarse, this looked just up my street.
Fast forward eight years - I had finished my MSc course in Environmental Impact Assessment*, Auditing** and Management Systems*** and fell into freelancing. I developed a campaign for the student group People and Planet - see peopleandplanet.org/gogreen - and wrote a paper for an association. Things were looking up.
I then got myself a proper job as an environmental consultant - actually my job title was just "Environmentalist" - you can now find Chartered Environmentalists, so it does make sense. It was with a small firm in a beautiful place near Bath.
Fast forward three weeks after I started - I was in hospital, seriously ill: my skin was falling off [which prompted the username], I was bright red, not-quite-with-it for much of the time and my hair was falling out. Oh, and I'd lost my job.
I had developed a very nasty reaction to some medicine I had been taking for several months. It took me eight months to recover and to get myself a new job. I ended up temping for a further eight months before I found a proper job, which I'm still in. So, while one of my MSc mates is earning "six figures", I'm busy f-ing about with databases for a living, but at least it's at an environmental journal. Ho-hum.
* part of the planning process for big developments
** looking for environmental nastiness and misbehaviour, basically
*** setting up internal systems to avoid creating environmental nastiness and misbehaviour
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 21:50, Reply)
Do you remember doing a careers assessment exercise at school? When I did one, it came out as "Environmental Consultant." Being a green, and a monumental smartarse, this looked just up my street.
Fast forward eight years - I had finished my MSc course in Environmental Impact Assessment*, Auditing** and Management Systems*** and fell into freelancing. I developed a campaign for the student group People and Planet - see peopleandplanet.org/gogreen - and wrote a paper for an association. Things were looking up.
I then got myself a proper job as an environmental consultant - actually my job title was just "Environmentalist" - you can now find Chartered Environmentalists, so it does make sense. It was with a small firm in a beautiful place near Bath.
Fast forward three weeks after I started - I was in hospital, seriously ill: my skin was falling off [which prompted the username], I was bright red, not-quite-with-it for much of the time and my hair was falling out. Oh, and I'd lost my job.
I had developed a very nasty reaction to some medicine I had been taking for several months. It took me eight months to recover and to get myself a new job. I ended up temping for a further eight months before I found a proper job, which I'm still in. So, while one of my MSc mates is earning "six figures", I'm busy f-ing about with databases for a living, but at least it's at an environmental journal. Ho-hum.
* part of the planning process for big developments
** looking for environmental nastiness and misbehaviour, basically
*** setting up internal systems to avoid creating environmental nastiness and misbehaviour
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 21:50, Reply)
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