Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Madness, Madness they call it...My childhood dream was to meet my all time favourite band, Madness. A fairly regular ambition, never thought it would happen.
Till I won a competition last before last Christmas, had to fly all the way to Dublin for the occasion and got a full five minutes with them.
They are no longer the young lads they were in their videos. It was like meeting a room full of my dad. They were drunk and smoking drugs (I was with my mum too) so my words to everyone, NEVER meet your idols - it will always be a disapointment. And it wasn't even a free bar.
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emmalina, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:15,
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