Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Adult hopes and expectations...I wanted to be any of the following during my formative years (ages 5 - 21):
police officer like my dad, lawyer, martial arts expert, pop star, fine art expert on the Antiques Roadshow, world renowned academic (shame I forgot to do any work at Oxford, eh?), dancer, actress, Jeremy Clarkson's wife.
Oh wait a minute, that one's my current ambition. Either that or live on a farm. Sad I know.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:42, Reply)
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