Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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fly me to new yorkfunnily enough, we were talking about this at work today...
the only two childhood dreams i had that i can actually remember was to fly on concorde to New York, and go to the restaurant at the top of the world trade centre.
if i remember any more of my childhood dreams, i'll be sure to warn you lot, and homeland security
cruelly shattered? more like up in a ball of flames!
edit: i also wanted to be a games programmer, but ended up as a client-side developer for the BBC, which is probably far more fun, as we get to spend your licence fee on hiring massive venues for our christmas parties, and getting hammered on mojitos all night for free
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:47,
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