Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Funny how things turn outWhen i was in my last year of high school they made us do that "What Career will suit you" yoke, and number one on my list was Camera Operator. I was 16 and thought this was a good idea. I started a Bachelor of Photography the next year. In second year I got a part time job delivering pizzas. Gave up Photography (I was crap at it in fairness) and became a professional Pizza Girl. It's fantastic. I must have done something dreadfully wrong though: They sent me to New Zealand.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 5:55, Reply)
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