Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I'm not the kind to kiss an tell but....I wanted to be 'The Fall Guy', you know, the stuntman. Drive a big pickup with fuck off wheels, do the occasional jump for fun, solve crime AND appear in films diving off buildings into a massive bouncy castle - all while living with that HOTTIE 'Jodie' so i could look at her bum. often. WHO WOULDN'T WANT THAT JOB? I'm now 32 and still want that when i grow up
I Never said it was going to be funny.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 8:52, Reply)
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