Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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bit off topicI'm 19 but hey, I'm, not grown up yet in my book. I actually have no idea what I want to do jobwise, I have no idea if I'm doing the right degree (and I've already changed that) and there is absolutely nothing I want to do with my life apart from maybe sit around watching TV getting pissed. Up until around 3 months ago I wanted to be a clinical psychologist, before that something to do with genetics (then I failed biology and chemistry AS so that went a bit tits up). Basically ever since I can remember I've known what I've wanted to do career wise and now it's actually pretty important I have at least some idea I haven't got a crapping clue.
Bit off topic but errr in short, I HAVE NO AMBITION (and I'm late for a lecture)
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 8:57, Reply)
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