Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Representative of the House of Commonswhen i was a little girl i really wanted to be in the Royal Navy. I succeded in my ambitions and became Leading Seaman, unfortunately during the course of a recent mission we entered into Iranian waters. Even through our wrongdoing, the Iranian peoples have still treated us well and humanely, which i am and always will be eternally grateful.
Faye Thomas
27/3/07
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 10:22, Reply)
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