Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Enfant terribleWhen I was just a small boy I only had three things I wanted to be when I got grown up:
1. Onion seller on a bicycle
2. Famous lover of women
3. An artist in a small attic in Paris
By a strange quirk of fate I once lived in an attic with a famous lover (well, I knew her well) while earning my living as a bicycle-mounted onion painter. [Strapline was, if I recall correctly: We render your vegetable in guache or oils - no access too narrow. (loses something in translation)]
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 11:00, Reply)
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