Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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ArchaeologistAfter watching Raiders of the Lost Ark for the 1st time on Xmas day 1984, I decided I wanted to follow in the great Dr Jones' footsteps
It only took the next news story featuring a real-not-glamorous-whip-and-gun-wielding archaeologist for me to realise that archaeology mainly involved:
a)digging around in muddy fields in Suffolk with people who looked like the 'odd men' my mum told me hang around in public toilets
b)lots of maths (something I was,and still am, a complete spazz at)
and definitely did not involve shooting sword whirling Arab maniacs.
I also told the Bishop at my 1st communion that I wanted to be a 'decent human being'
another thing that I soon realised was not only virtually impossible but fucking boring as well.
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 11:50,
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