Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Mr WrongWhen I was a little girl I scorned all those fairytales about meeting Prince Charming and living happily ever after. Not for me the hearts and flowers stuff, I craved being treated like shit and meeting a series of players who would take great delight in spinning their tales. And would you believe it, that ambition was well and truly fulfilled!
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:36, Reply)
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