Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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me too! me too!When I was young I, like every second person here, wanted to be an archaeologist. So I became one. It was possibly the worst career choice ever.
Now I teach computer science to ungrateful undergraduates. That sucks too.
When I REALLY grow up I want to be a psychotherapist cos I'm paying those bastards 50 quid a week to sort out the mess in my head caused by my totally unfulfilling life decisions.
[Edited, because I can't spell.]
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:49,
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