Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I wantedto know what Superteds secret word was which turned him from a mere teddy bear into the duderino he was so I could impress my friends at school by also turning into the mighty Superted.
I saw him at Worthing pier one Christmas, God had given me my opportunity! So I asked him. Very sweetly with the nicest smile I could muster. He refused to tell me, under the pretence of security (Blairite in disguise that Superted) Instead I sat on his lap and he tickled my belly, I smiled but left the hint of sadness I felt in my big brown eyes. I got my picture taken. Then sent it to the paedophile unit down at Scotland yard.
And thats why Superted got hauled off the air, without so much as a farewell episode. Cunt was down the scrubs for 24 months, never to work again.
The lesson? Do not slight intelligent but scheming vindictive 7 year olds.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:50, Reply)
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