Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Twins..Who I went to school with achieved their childhood ambitions. During one of those form periods which are meant to aid your personal development but were spent thrwoing shit about, bullying, talking football tactics etc we were going through a careers booklet, noting the various careers you could choose, what you needed to do to get there, how much you could earn etc.
These two picked their chosen careers at that moment, aged 12. They looked up who earns the most and worked religiously towards it. Now one is a dentist and the other is a doctor. funnily enough after many years of friendship, drinking and shenanagins with them both, I wouldnt let them near a piece of A4 paper, never mind molars and colons.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:23, Reply)
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