Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I used to wonder......what happened to all those kids who were lucky, as they knew from the word go what they wanted to be: a fireman, a traindriver etc.
Then I figured it out, they are driving trains or playing pool in a firestation.
Probably better off not finding something I enjoyed doing for a living until I was 30...by which time it was too late to do it for a living.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:40, Reply)
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