Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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My earliest ambition.....was to be a bus driver; then an author, and finally a private detective. Once I'd dropped out of University I ended up working in music retail for nearly ten years, and have finally found myself working in Insurance.
Gradually and steadily, any ambitions I'd harboured have been eroded away until finally I'm left with the awesome conclusion that I'd probably resent doing most things, but it keeps me off the streets and mainly out of trouble. Like Homer once said: "The moral of this story is...don't even try".
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:55, Reply)
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