Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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When I was a ladI was in a rock band whose stated ambition was 'World Domination by 1985'.
Success is just around the corner. All we need is that New Romantic revival.
(By the way, anyone who says 'ROMO' will be held down and forced to eat back copies of Melody Maker until they die.)
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 17:08, Reply)
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