Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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And before thati.e. before I grew pubes and started attempting to play amplified musical instruments, I was a fairly decent chess player and wanted to be the next Bobby Fischer.
To see why this wouldn't have been a great idea, have a look at the real Bobby Fischer's extremely NSFW homepage.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 17:13, Reply)
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