Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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When I grow up, I want to be a doctor....I recently unearthed some of my writing from the age of four, when I desperately wanted to be a doctor and was really interested in learning about "the body". Highlights:
"I do not like the liver because it's not good."
"The way the brain thinks is interesting because it thinks so hard."
"I love the body because it has all its parts and because it is really helpful to us and does all the things that we like to do."
"There is a body puzzle at school. It looks like a real body. It has the intestines, and the liver, and the stomach, and the brain, and the lungs. We take the body pieces out and put them back in."
And finally...
"It is great to have a body. I like everyone's body."
Probably a good thing I didn't become a doctor, then.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 23:16, Reply)
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