Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawerI knew a slightly odd boy at school who wanted to be Freddy Krueger.
I reckon that wanting to grow up to be a heavily burnt, teenager murdering, Dennis the Menace jumper wearing psychopath with a glove o' knives and quirky hat qualified him to be categorised as slightly odd.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 15:36,
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