Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Junior deityWhen at infants school I got involved in a spot of amateur dramatics when I was in the school play of Noah's Ark. The role I played was one I was destined to play all my life, that of God. Not that I'm a power crazed control freak of course, I was typecast.
Didn't stop me forgetting my lines though.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 15:41,
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