Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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RAFI wanted to join the RAF when I left college (at 18) - so off I went to the recruiting office and sat some tests and stuff and made it through to the interview.
At the interview I was asked some questions that I didn't give the right answer to:
The one that I think I stumbled on was whether I'd answer the call to go to war - I think I said something along the lines of "only if it's a lawful order".
Anyway, didn't get through, but the recruiting bod clearly saw potential in me and asked me what I'm going to do now - Uni, says I - He says "come back when you have more life experience then".
I got life experience at Uni.
Decided the forces really, really wasn't the place for me - I mean, people tell you to do stuff and you've got to do it...
(, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 16:03, Reply)
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