Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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aquatic engineer...I loved watersports as a kid.
Seriously though I did want to be an architect. I had a step uncle that designed an aquarium and I loved designing things.
cut to 27 jobs later and numerous years later, programmer analyst.
Result!
(I like what I do but I don't get to do who I like.)
(, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 23:56, Reply)
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